pregnancy and constipation
(this is copied and pasted from my sis blog) sorry sis, never ask ur permission, but i really found this interesting. of course, edited to prevent uhmm, embarrassment and protect privacy.
hey.. just 2 cents worth of advice for people who suffer from constipation..natural delivery of child is the same as trying to do big biz with BAD constipation....often watch those movies.. where the gynae will go.. "breathe in.... and PUUUSSSHH...."? yup!! apply the SAME method to doing biz.. and i am sure everything will come out in a breeze!! why is constipation the same as pregnancy...?
1) u store the shit in there for 9 days (9 mths for a baby)
2) u feel the contractions coming and u know it's time to do it
3) the pain is so bad that you promise that's the last time you wanna go through something like that
4) u follow the die hard method of "breathe in... and PUSSSSSHHHH...."
5) u feel it coming out of you... sliding out...
6) u feel the satisfaction thereafterand the cycle repeats itself many times..
everytime you feel Point 6.. Point 3 becomes null and invalid...
(this is from me)
so for those people who do not go thru constipation, pls, i beg of u, pls, no natural birth.
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