recently, i've been getting emails like this:-

Dear Friend,
Let me start by introducing myself.I am Mr. SONG LILE directorof operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.I will need you to assistme in executing this Business Project from Hong Kong to yourcountry.Nineteen millions Five Hundred Thousand United StateDollars only in my branch. Once the funds have been transferredto your nominated bank account we shall then share in the ratioof 70% for me,30% for you.
My private email:(mrsonglilee04@yahoo.com.hk).
Regards,Song Lile

Now we all know that these are scam emails. in fact, this is the third one that i received this month. the first one was from some princess dunno wat, the other one was familiar, somewhere from Nigeria. so this time, i really cannot tahan already, so i replied this guy with this email.

Dear Mr Song,

i wish i can help you. however, i'm just a nobody in Singapore. Perhaps you want to try our national banks, the director might be able to help you. our national banks are DBS, POSB, OCBC and UOB.

alternatively, you can invest in citigroup as they are looking for investors to bail them out of the subprime bad debts.

regards
friend

how's that?